Post by Natsuki on Dec 14, 2008 16:52:01 GMT 8
Ren arrived into an unknown land, all just because he heard that this big and major city has what they call 'sexy babe', even though he can not speak any native language of this big country. He gasped at how numerous this city is. He thought this city wasn't so big, but in fact it's twice as the size of central town back in LMM.
He gulps.
Buset... g...gw musti ngapain?
He looks around, seeing people walking so fast. Then he sees a young and seems nice lady.
"Err..." He's confused what to speak.
Bahasa Inggrisnya permisi apa ya? Ekskyusmi ie? he scratches his head, showing his frustration.
"Eh, ehm..."
The young lady stops walking, showing pure confusion and disbelief.
What the heck is he doing? she thinks.
"Y...yes?" she answers even before Ren said anything.
Untung! Gw beruntung dia nanya duluan. Yes artinya iya kan?
"Ehm... Mi kent spik inglis beri wel. Bi... bisa yu bantu mi?" asks Ren with a very low-level of English. That makes the young woman even more and more confused. She only could understand the very first sentence from him.
He can't speak English well. Then what? she thinks.
"Err..." Ren scratches his head again.
Gw musti nyari penginapan! YA! Disitu kan anda telpon, setidaknya gw bisa minta bantuan ke LMM! Ya, gw pinter! he
smirks.
"Du yu kenou wer is de..." Ren startles, he just remembers that he does not know what is the English for 'penginapan dengan telpon murah'.
"The what?" the young lady asks.
Ren tries to remember all of those English movies he watched. But as far as he could remember, the only genre of English movies he watched was ADULT movie. Ren sweats a lot. He tries to remember as hard as he could. Then a word comes up in his mind, breaking his agony.
Oh ya! Gw inget! Prostitution House! Ren smirks, how
happy he is.
"Du yu kenou wer is de prostitusion haus?" asks Ren with innocent but dumb look.
"WHAT?" the young lady stares him in shock "Prostitution House?" she exclaims once more
Ren, seeing her expression becomes a little confused. A lot actually.
Hah? Kok dia kaget gitu sih? Buset. Orang gw tanyain penginapan dengan telpon murah aja kok gitu. Ah ya! Gw lupa bilang murah sama teleponnya!
"Y...yes? Cip prostitusion haus wit telpon?" says Ren
The woman stares him in disbelief "What do you want to do there? Look at you, you're so young to go inside! You're not into some kind of slavery trade aren't you?"
"BLAHBLAHBLAH?BLAHBLAH,BLAHBLAHBLAH!"
that's how Ren could hear the youn lady speaks. He could not understand any single thing.
Eh? Barusan dia bilang apa? Ah bodo amat. Bilang aja yes!
"Yes I am." Ren answers with a smirk.
He gulps.
Buset... g...gw musti ngapain?
He looks around, seeing people walking so fast. Then he sees a young and seems nice lady.
"Err..." He's confused what to speak.
Bahasa Inggrisnya permisi apa ya? Ekskyusmi ie? he scratches his head, showing his frustration.
"Eh, ehm..."
The young lady stops walking, showing pure confusion and disbelief.
What the heck is he doing? she thinks.
"Y...yes?" she answers even before Ren said anything.
Untung! Gw beruntung dia nanya duluan. Yes artinya iya kan?
"Ehm... Mi kent spik inglis beri wel. Bi... bisa yu bantu mi?" asks Ren with a very low-level of English. That makes the young woman even more and more confused. She only could understand the very first sentence from him.
He can't speak English well. Then what? she thinks.
"Err..." Ren scratches his head again.
Gw musti nyari penginapan! YA! Disitu kan anda telpon, setidaknya gw bisa minta bantuan ke LMM! Ya, gw pinter! he
smirks.
"Du yu kenou wer is de..." Ren startles, he just remembers that he does not know what is the English for 'penginapan dengan telpon murah'.
"The what?" the young lady asks.
Ren tries to remember all of those English movies he watched. But as far as he could remember, the only genre of English movies he watched was ADULT movie. Ren sweats a lot. He tries to remember as hard as he could. Then a word comes up in his mind, breaking his agony.
Oh ya! Gw inget! Prostitution House! Ren smirks, how
happy he is.
"Du yu kenou wer is de prostitusion haus?" asks Ren with innocent but dumb look.
"WHAT?" the young lady stares him in shock "Prostitution House?" she exclaims once more
Ren, seeing her expression becomes a little confused. A lot actually.
Hah? Kok dia kaget gitu sih? Buset. Orang gw tanyain penginapan dengan telpon murah aja kok gitu. Ah ya! Gw lupa bilang murah sama teleponnya!
"Y...yes? Cip prostitusion haus wit telpon?" says Ren
The woman stares him in disbelief "What do you want to do there? Look at you, you're so young to go inside! You're not into some kind of slavery trade aren't you?"
"BLAHBLAHBLAH?BLAHBLAH,BLAHBLAHBLAH!"
that's how Ren could hear the youn lady speaks. He could not understand any single thing.
Eh? Barusan dia bilang apa? Ah bodo amat. Bilang aja yes!
"Yes I am." Ren answers with a smirk.